Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Traveling with twins and one very active 5 year old...

This is a very long story and if you are wondering, yes, we are crazy. I thought it, the people at the airport thought it and its now been confirmed. We took the twins on a airplane. And not one airplane mind you, they have now officially been on 4. But allow me to begin at the beginning and not get too far ahead of myself.

After much thought and discussion (and a little convincing from Grandma Mary Anne) we decided to take a trip to St. Louis. It was hard for me to drop therapy for a few days and doctors appointments (yes, I am being serious) because I did not want Owen to miss treatment. I thought and thought and the idea of a break for all of us seemed like a good idea. Not to mention, we aren't going on vacation this year and Nick had not been home in 2 years and I knew Mary Anne and Joe would love showing off their new grand babies. So off we went.

Tuesday night of last week we arrive at LaGuardia Airport. We have a bag for me, a bag for G, a bag for Nick, two carriers, two car seats, two car seat bases, one double snap and go, one diaper bag, one breast pump bag, one cooler of milk and one bag for the the babies, Nicks book bag and my purse. And I packed light! Thank God for curbside check in. We check three bags at the bargain rate of $25 per bag and move into the security. We are a freak show. We literally have about 12 of those bins lined up with crap in them and we each have to hold a baby as we go through the metal detectors. Their car seats and stroller must go through on the coveyor. Its just nuts. But we make it through with a little sweat and some apologies to the waiting passengers and we move into the gate area. Its about 7pm and our flight leaves at 8:45pm. We grab dinner and find a corner we can take over. We unpack the babies and we wait to board our 3 hour direct flight to St. Louis. I stupidly think to myself, "wow, we are almost through this" and I begin to relax.

All of a sudden, the sign in front of the gate says we are delayed. First an hour, then two, then two and a half. People are grumbling and there is an announcement about delays in other states which caused our plane to be late coming into NY. A further announcement about a half hour later tells us that the flight has been cancelled. The crew has been on the plane for more hours than they are allowed so they cannot turn around and fly to St. Louis. Sorry for ya. The crowd goes wild.

We sit and watch and Nick sneaks off to speak to an AA rep at another desk. Its about 10:30 pm at this point. He is told by the woman to hang out because they are attemmpting to find another flight crew. In the meantime, they are announcing over and over that they cannot control weather and getting upset isn't helping anyone.

At approximately 11:30 they announce that they have found a crew and the flight is on! Yay. Everyone settles into their seats at the gate and I set off in search of a plug so that I may pump. Do you know that there is not one plug in the bathrooms that work? I eventually end up in the space behind the desk at a nearby gate where they keep things like the wheelchairs. I am informed that in 5 minutes a plane will be unloading and that everyone will be walking by me. Have you ever tried to pump breast milk under such pressure? Its not a slow process, nor is it one that you would like to share with a plane full of people, so I do the best I can. But its not much milk and I am starting to worry that I will run out of food for these two.

At 12:40, they announce that our flight has been cancelled. A flight attendant called in sick. I am sitting there thinking about how stupid the person is who just told this crowd that that is why we are not leaving. Lie. Say weather. Say anything. But don't tell a crowd that you have already angered that has been sitting in the airport all night that we cannot leave because a flight attendant called in sick. For the love of God, I will hand out the damn sodas.

We go home. They aren't giving tickets out or vouchers. They are telling you to call a number to complain. There is nothing they can do so they say. We are rebooked the following day for a flight that will layover in Chicago. We are due to leave at 9:55am and arrive in St. Louis via Chicago at 2:35pm.

The following morning, we all get up and get ready again. The few things we had to unload from the car are packed back up and we go back to LaGuardia. We have to go through security again. I want to cry. We make it to the gate and we should be boarding shortly, but no, of course not. We are delayed due to weather in Chicago. We both attempt to breathe and keep our heads about us, so we grab coffee and breakfast and settle in. And one hour later, they announce we will be boarding! We pack up all the crap and go board the plane. We undo the carriage, the car seats, while holding the babies and carrying 5 bags each. We get on the plane and get settled. Gavin has been great this whole time. He has been keeping himself busy and being such a trooper with all the delays. The flight attendant takes him up to meet the pilot. He gets an AA sticker and a card all about the plane we are on. We buckle our seat belts. The captain gets on the speaker and we have been delayed...two hours. Then five minutes later, our flight has been cancelled. Get your bags and get off.

I am wondering if this is the chain of events that will send me over the edge.

Now, I have had enough of American Airlines. I do not ever want to fly with them again. My stroller is stuck on the plane. Nick is on the line holding Owen to talk to one of these idiots and I am standing on the side of the desk holding Caleb. Gavin is talking to anyone and everyone. The gate is chaos again. I finally get someones attention to ask when I can have my car seats and stroller. The lady feels bad for me, so she gets the pilots to get them off the plane and she begins to try to put us on another flight. Shock and awe, there is no more until the following morning. I know if we go home, we will not be going to St. Louis. I cannot do this again. We beg her to find something. 25 minutes later she tells us she has us booked on US Air to St. Louis via Pittsburgh. We will have a layover and we will have to get our crap and get to another concourse, but I say lets do it or else we will have no vacation at all.

We wait an hour for our luggage, another 20 minutes for the shuttle and we finally make it over to US Air. We check in. There is only one seat reserved on the plane for us. Not three and they can't seem to find any more. The lady overrides the system though determined for it to not be her problem and sends us through security to the gate. Yes, security again. FML. We get to the gate and go to the desk. We are told to sit and wait, they need to solicit seats. If I could go back and choke the lady at AA who told us she got us on this flight, I would. I really, really would.

I go off to look for a plug because of course, I need to pump. I find one in the bathroom this time, but I have to stand in the corner, facing a wall, next to the paper towel holder and the garbage. I could not be more thrilled.

When I get back to the gate, they still have not found us seats. The plane has boarded and I just begin to cry and so does Gavin. Gavin cries loudly and miserably. And then the Gods smile on us. The flight attendant comes over and says they have found us seats. We finally get on a plane that is going to leave the airport. We are on and settled and moving. Off to Pittsburgh.

We land in Pittsburgh. We get off the plane and oh yes, we are met with the annoucement that due to impending thunderstorms, the airport is closed. I know that this would only happen to me in life. I ponder bringing the kids into the bar so I can have a drink.

We eventually do get to leave Pittsburgh and we arrive in St. Louis. Its 9:30 pm, but we made it.

We have a lovely few days where Gavin gets to go up in the arch, go the the stadium, go to the circus where he is pulled on stage and conducts the band, we go swimming at a friends pool and my mother-in-laws friends throw me a baby shower for the twins. We see friends and family and I get a massage. Nick does a little shopping. We eat great food, we visit, we drink some wine and we have a wonderful time. It feels like a vacation (except for the 3am feedings).

But my luck strikes again and Gavin gets a 104.4 fever and we end up at the childrens hospital for an afternoon because I cannot seem to get it down despite a family friend calling in a precription for him due to the raw red throat he has. I have decided that I am now going to begin rating hospitals and hospital food if we get admitted. My future brother in law mentioned I may be able to do like a hospital version of Zagats. I am going to think about it. Maybe I could make a few bucks.

It could be strep, it may be mono. We go home to pack up and get ready to come home.

Our flight home is relatively uneventful. Besides Caleb throwing up on me three times and leaking breastmilk which leaves a big wet circle on my left side, our flight leaves on time, it arrives in NY early and I only have to tell off one passenger for loudly mentioning as Caleb is crying that his failure to bring his ear plugs could be a fatal or life shortening event in his life. After I let off some steam on him, he is positively delightful, wishing us luck on his way out of the plane.

Luck huh? As the car overheats all the way home and we drive with the heat on high over the Whitestone in 90 degree weather with 90 percent humidity, I think about luck and how I am not sure I need any more luck wished upon me, it seems I may do better in this life without it.

3 comments:

  1. God Bless You, For trying.......

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  2. (NIck)--> I was proud of us for making it through the ordeal of traveling with twins...with or without delays...but my proudest moment was when we were sitting on the plane waiting to take off for NY, and the babies were crying as we were getting settled for take off...it was time to eat, and the babies were hungry...as we were getting the bottles out some fucker behind us started commenting to his friend about how it was a shame he forgot his headphones because it was going to take years off his life sitting there listening to the babies...Sara turned around and let him have it..."If you think it's stressful for you to sit here and listen to this, what do you think it's like for us? We're the ones with the crying twins...trust me it's more stressful for us!" At this point, the guy launches into his chagrined Oh I know what it's like...I have two at home bullshit...but he didn't say a word for the rest of the flight...and wished us good luck as he was exiting the plane...and for the record...all three kids were excellent for the wohole flight...no crying from the twins...or misbehaving from G...I understand that sitting by crying babies is no one's idea of a good time...but I have never been one of those people who lacks understanding for other folks' situations...99% of people were great...but there's always a couple...good job baby...check yourself fool!

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  3. I have experienced a lot travel woes, and have parented 3 children, but nothing I have ever done or heard of in all my years of parenting tops this story! And to think you actually GOT there after all that! Now I REALLY can't wait to see all members of this unbelievably resistant family!

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